Saturday, May 06, 2006

Did I get on the wrong plane?

Just to make the visitor feel safe and secure, there was a ‘Safety Tips’ pamphlet in my rental car. Here are a few selected highlights:

1. Do not idle your car in neutral. You may need to accelerate quickly should someone approach you.
2. Avoid travelling in curbside lanes whenever possible. When stopped in traffic, always leave enough room between your car and the one in front of you so that you can pull around it if necessary.
3. As you approach your car, check inside and beneath your car to make certain no one has hidden in or near your vehicle.

Remind me where I am again? Orlando, Florida (one of the world’s top family holiday destinations) or Baghdad?

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